COMICALLY INCORRECT by A.F. Branco (March 27, 2025)

OPINION: Sanders-AOC comedy tour is sign of far-left desperation

They are like a classic comedy team crafted in a 1950s Hollywood studio.There’s the old and grump straight man, Sen. Bernie Sanders set in his Marxist ways, and there's the young, bubbly comedian Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, always smiling or dancing or making cute TikTok videos.

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE: A compromised judge, a ski resort being built during a war, and Tesla haters eating their own

Where do I begin this week?Ukraine perhaps? I was surprised Ukraine is building a nice little ski resort during the middle of a war, did you know? And for all my lefties out there, far-left The Hill had a whopper of an opinion piece last week stating Trump was correct about Ukraine (thehill.

OPINION: Bondi, DOJ make ‘mostly peaceful’ domestic terror a crime again

Here’s a thought experiment.Let’s say it’s September 2024 and Kyle Rittenhouse has once again answered the call.He’s on foot patrol protecting a Loveland, Colorado Tesla dealerships from attacks by left-wingers angered by Elon Musk’s support for the candidacy of Donald Trump.

NOTABLE QUOTABLES (March 27, 2025)

IF SHE HAD ANOTHER BRAIN, IT WOULD BE LONELY“[Ted Cruz] has to be knocked over the head – like, hard, right? Like, there is no niceties with him, like at all. Like, you go clean off on him.” – Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett“Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there.

How to plan for college expenses

STATEPOINT – Each year, a majority of American parents of college students are confronted with higher-than-expected costs for tuition and room and board, according to a College Ave survey.

ELLIS COUNTY ARRESTS: March 18 – 24

Barnes, Joey, 48, poss CS pg 1/1-b>=1g<4g Felony 3, obstruction or retaliation Felony 3, assault family/household member w/prev conviction Felony 3, poss CS pg 1/1-b >=4g<200g Felony 2Miranda, Stephanie, 37, theft prop >=$100<$750, viol bond/protective order – assault/stalking Felony 3, assault...

WILMER ARRESTS: March 16 – 23

Smith, David, 51, warrant arrest other agency.Reed, Breanna, 29, warrant arrest other agency.Martinez-Macias, Mario, 37, warrant arrest other agency. Area police arrest reports are published in the belief that an informed community is best able to preserve and protect life and property.

FRONT-PORCH GOSPEL: This life story begins in 1973 (kind of) part 78

“Did you ever tell Corrina the hard part about your daddy, Popman?” Cheyenne asked. “Even though you're telling the story to me now, it seems you are almost putting it off, as if you don’t want to ruin your story.”I had to work that thought in my mind because I knew he was onto something.

OUT TO PASTOR: Another week on my own

Several weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me she would be in St. Augustine with our daughter and granddaughter for spring break.As always, I really didn’t properly process this information. I get so busy with other things that there are some things I can’t process.