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IF SHE HAD ANOTHER BRAIN, IT WOULD BE LONELY
“[Ted Cruz] has to be knocked over the head – like, hard, right? Like, there is no niceties with him, like at all. Like, you go clean off on him.” – Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett
“Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there.” – Jasmine Crockett regarding Greg Abbott, who is paralyzed below the waist
VERY FUNNY, AND VERY TRUE
“The loon wing of the Democratic Party is firmly in control. … Our Republican secret plan for dealing with the Democrats is called Operation: Let Them Speak.” – Senator John Kennedy
“[Chuck Schumer] never makes the same mistake twice; he makes it five or six times. ... He’s about as popular as chlamydia.” – Senator John Kennedy
THE LEFT
“They’re for cutting waste and fraud in government – until you cut waste and fraud. They’re for stopping the war in Ukraine – until you try to stop the war. They’re for a strong border – until you close the border they left open. Who are they? The professional Trump Haters, of course. … It used to be a joke that ‘If Trump cured cancer, Democrats would defend cancer.’ But that joke has basically come true.” – Michael Reagan
“What many leftist activists describe as ‘free speech’ ends up looking more like a license for engaging in criminal disruption and property damage.” – Thomas Gallatin
“When we disagreed with Target, we just stopped shopping there. When Democrats disagree with Elon, they burn down Tesla dealerships and vandalize cybertrucks.” – Chaya Raichik
“If only more Germans had set fire to some Volkswagens in the 1930s, WW2 would never have happened!” – Konstantin Kisin
“The same people who claim to fight for empathy and justice believe that terror tactics are an appropriate way to achieve wins for their side.” – Samantha Koch
“The left use the same justifications for property destruction and violence of Tesla that they did during the BLM riots. Remember the ‘they have insurance’ debate.” – David Harsanyi
FOR THE RECORD
“In this country, food ingredients are innocent until proven guilty. In Europe and other countries, they have to prove themselves safe before you add them. And we ought to have that kind of protection for American citizens.” – HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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