COMICALLY INCORRECT by A.F. Branco (October 17, 2024)

OPINION: It’s the 4th anniversary of the biggest lie the Biden-Harris administration ever told. It’s only gotten worse

President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris have a “casual” relationship with the truth.They told us that they aren’t trying to ban gas stoves, that our president’s abilities aren’t in decline, and that the border isn’t open.They called these conspiracy theories.

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE: As many as 10,000 body bags ordered in NC, Trump wins appeal and Harris says, “Gone are the days of the American dream”

Remember Lyndon B. Johnson?He said, “He who controls the weather will control the world.” (weathermodificationhistory.com/president-lyndon-johnson-weather-wafare)My column last week about the North Carolina/Tennessee hurricane coverage received many comments everywhere it was published.

OPINION: Kamala has nothing in mind

Jeeze.In just one day, everyone in the country saw why the people in charge of the Democrat Party want to keep Kamala Harris off TV.And in just one day everyone in the country saw why Donald Trump wants our sitting vice president on TV as much as possible.

NOTABLE QUOTABLES (October 17, 2024)

VEEP THOUGHTS BY KAMALA“When we think about what’s at stake in this election, well, it’s packed with some stuff! Some fundamental stuff! I say rather articulately.

Fall back into a healthy routine with these 3 easy tips

STATEPOINT – The fall season is upon us and it’s the perfect time to reset and renew. Simple and small modifications to your daily exercise and nutrition routines can make a huge difference – and these three easy tips will help you “fall” back into a good routine.

FERRIS PUBLIC LIBRARY: More than Books (October 17, 2024)

Join us on Monday, Oct. 21 from 4 to 5 p.m. for children’s Halloween crafts and a showing of “Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular”. Popcorn and drinks will be provided. Children ages 10 and under must be accompanied by an adult.

ELLIS COUNTY ARRESTS: October 8 – 14

Murray, Anthony, 57, evading arrest/detention w/prev convictions, resist arrest search or transport, poss CS pg 1/1-b<1g, theft prop <$2500 2/more prev convictions.Stanley, Byron, 58, poss CS pg 1/1-b<1g.Hunter, Charles, 65, poss CS pg 1/1-b<1g, fail to ID fugitive intent give false info.

WILMER ARRESTS: October 6 – 13

Washington, Oliver, 66, warrant arrest other agency.Moreno, Victor, 31, warrant arrest other agency.

OUT TO PASTOR: As if I didn’t already know

I’ve been accused of many things throughout my life, but having a great memory is not one of them.It’s not that I don’t try to remember things – I just can’t remember things I’m supposed to remember. This dramatically affects my relationship with The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.