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NOW THAT’S FUNNY!
“These riots are ‘mostly peaceful’ in the same way that Harvey Weinstein is ‘mostly feminist.’” – Sen. John Kennedy
“Smart move by the Ayatollah to take the ceasefire. Trump was gonna bomb that dude back into the Stone Age, which woulda set him back three or four WEEKS.” – Jimmy Failla
“BREAKING: District Court judge Orders Trump To RESTART War with Iran.” – Tim Pool
“You have to feel for AOC. You’re all dressed up for an impeachment and peace breaks out.” – law professor Jonathan Turley
“The people who walk around in handmaid’s costumes are mad that Trump bombed a regime that doesn’t allow women’s rights. White Liberal chicks are unintentionally hilarious.” – Jimmy Failla
POLITICAL FUTURES
“lhan Omar, the anti-Semitic congresswoman from Minnesota, described America as ‘one of the worst countries,’ and implied that living here in 2025 was even worse than growing up in Somalia under a military dictatorship. This is exactly the sort of uplifting message Democrats should run on in 2026.” – Andrew Stiles
FOR THE RECORD
“As I’ve long maintained, this was the correct move by [Trump]. Iran is the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism and cannot have nuclear capabilities. I’m grateful for and salute the finest military in the world.” – Sen. John Fetterman
“With all due respect to Obama, Biden, and Harris, Iran’s ‘Islamic Bomb’ program just changed its pronouns to ‘was/were’ after a mostly peaceful airshow featuring American B-2s. It is now unburdened by what has been.” – Mark Alexander
“We basically have two countries [Iran and Israel] that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing.” – Donald Trump
“There are those who are condemning President Trump’s actions against the Iranian nuclear program. Perhaps if Presidents Carter, Obama, and Biden had evidenced some discernment, intestinal fortitude, and not supplied tens of billions of dollars to the mad mullahs we would not be in this position. … When someone is calling for your death you can cowardly dismiss their intent, attempt reasoning, or kick their ass. True Americans prefer option number three … kudos to President Trump.” – Allen West
THE BOTTOM LINE
“Energy security is national security. Every barrel of American oil and every cubic foot of natural gas produced at home not only powers our economy – it weakens the leverage of authoritarian regimes like Iran who rely on energy coercion to lead.” – Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum
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