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CROOKED AS THE BRAZOS

“Our personnel have done an extraordinary job in implementing a very big shift in how we operate on the southern border.” – DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas

“I’m extremely proud of my son Hunter. … He’s one of the brightest, most decent men I know.” – Joe Biden

“You have a president of the United States who is [the] living embodiment of the rule of law.” – MSNBC’s Andrew Weissmann

“To aspire to create wealth is a good thing, as far as I’m concerned, if that is what one chooses. I, on the other hand, have chosen to live a life of public service.” – Vice President Kamala Harris (Net worth: $8 million.)

 

YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING

“I wonder why anybody is questioning Joe Biden’s mental acuity.” – Biden campaign co-chair Mitch Landrieu

 

DUMB & DUMBER

“The word ‘democracy’ and the word ‘republic’ have often been used interchangeably. There isn’t a meaningful difference between them.” – Anne Applebaum

 

BELLY LAUGH OF THE DAY

“We are led by Joe Biden, who, in my lifetime, is the most religious president I can recall.” – “The View” co-host Ana Navarro

 

FOR THE RECORD

“The clips of Biden aimlessly wandering off are bad. But make no mistake: behind the scenes, Biden’s performance is much, much worse.” – Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR)

“The Biden campaign is now demanding that he doesn’t have to stand during the debate. Next they’ll demand he doesn’t have to talk.” – Jimmy Failla

“Once in America … we were gifted by great orators, men and women who could by the power and content of their words inspire, motivate and sometimes unify their nations. Today, we have politicians who mumble, slur their words, repeat themselves and in other ways make no sense. They neither inspire, nor unite.”  – Cal Thomas