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ON HIS LAST BRAIN CELLS

“[Hunter Biden is] one of the finest people I know.” – actor Sean Penn

 

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

“President Biden is pledging our billions to rebuild Syria. What about Hawaii, North Carolina and Tennessee?” – Congressman Tim Burchett

 

FOR THE RECORD

“Tyrants seek to consolidate power and limit people’s freedom while enriching their family and friends. It’s Biden, not Trump, who has consistently done that.” – Victor Joecks

“If Hunter’s last name weren’t ‘Biden,’ special counsel David Weiss would never have let him get away with failing to register as a foreign agent or avoid paying millions in taxes that flowed from his foreign arrangements. So if your name isn’t Biden, don’t try writing off your hookers and crack as tax deductions.” – David Harsanyi

“Now is the time for a blitz through the institutions. The Left is exhausted. BLM is shattered. Trans is imploding. Trump has a mandate to abolish DEI, defund left-wing racialism, and restore public authority over the public institutions. The counterrevolution starts now.” – Christopher Rufo

“Even Clinton pollster James Carville has called Biden ‘The most tragic figure in American politics in my lifetime.’ If William Shakespeare were alive no better topic for a tragedy could be found than this president. History won’t be able to grant him a pardon.” – Cal Thomas

“It’s a relief that Daniel Penny was acquitted, but the miscarriage of justice was the prosecution itself. We must do better at holding bad prosecutors & rogue government regulators accountable for their losses in court, after they put innocent defendants through hell.” – Vivek Ramaswamy

“Alvin Bragg should be ashamed. He undercharges criminals and overcharges heroes.”  – Gary Bauer

 

FUNNY BUT TRUE

“Look around you: do you want Canada’s healthcare system? The person they kill there is you, not the executives.” – David Strom

“Democrats and other pestilential nudnicks are still trying to solve the impenetrable mystery of how their presidential candidate lost to someone as horrible as they pretended Donald Trump was.” – Andrew Klavan