BLESS THEIR HEARTS

“Mail ballots are secure. They cannot be hacked because they are a piece of paper. … [Trump] is obviously taking cues about democracy from a dictator, Putin.” – Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold

“The most unpatriotic people that we have in this country are MAGA and this president. We are the real patriots.” – Rep. Jasmine Crockett

“Our police do not cooperate with ICE. We don’t.” – Oakland Mayor Barbara Lee


IF HE HAD A BRAIN, IT’D DIE OF LONELINESS

“Well, it turns out I think the story we got about World War II is all wrong. … One can make the argument that we should have sided with Hitler and fought Stalin.” – Dave Collum during his appearance on “The Tucker Carlson Show”


LAW AND ORDER

“Loon-wing progressives in the D.C. local government passed soft-on-crime laws that allow criminals under 25 years old to get a slap on the wrist. Now, they’re foaming at the mouth because President Trump is cleaning up the mess that they made worse.” – Sen. John Kennedy

“D.C.’s murder rate ran 169 percent higher than Louisiana’s, the deadliest state, and an astonishing 523 percent higher than that of the average state. No city in the top 20 came close.” – John R. Lott Jr.


NOT THAT’S FUNNY

“As governor of Florida, I get this great cheat code. All I’ve gotta do is look to New York, Illinois, California – and then do the complete opposite.” – Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis

“Cracker Barrel’s CEO this morning: 'Okay, what if we bring back the logo, but he’s trans?’” – Clay Travis


FOR THE RECORD

“If Trump wants to continue his crusade against mail-in voting, he may do so at the peril of Republicans. Let’s face the facts: Democratic states will continue to permit mail-in voting – and maybe even expand it.” – Armstrong Williams

“All of these companies need a director of common sense, and that is someone that actually consumes the product and says, ‘Hey, is this something that the base – that actually made this company exist – is going to support?’” – Clay Travis on the Cracker Barrel redesign