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COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER

“If killing a random couple is the only way to ‘free Palestine’ maybe Palestine shouldn’t be free.” – Paula Scanlan 

 

WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN SMOKING?

“ICE agents created an unnecessary and unsafe confrontation when they chose to arrest Mayor Baraka.” – Rep. LaMonica McIver

“Our city was attacked by the governor of Texas.” – Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson

“[Republicans] are mad at me for proving that democracy can deliver.” – serially failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams

 

THE LEFT

“The job of the media is to investigate signs and symptoms of corruption or misconduct. It was perfectly obvious to everyone with a prefrontal cortex and working retinas that Joe Biden was in dire mental condition by 2022. Why weren’t the media demanding answers?” – Ben Shapiro

“All who were engaged in these shameless cover-ups should not be allowed to get away with their actions (or inactions). This isn’t about revenge. It is about sparing the country from similar episodes in the future and holding accountable those who engaged – actively or passively – in the cover-ups.” – Cal Thomas

 

NOW THAT’S FUNNY

“Trump should AUTO PEN an executive order locking up the people who ran the country under Biden.” – Jimmy Failla

 

FOR THE RECORD

“Until President Trump began depriving Harvard and other elite schools of federal grants, these institutions were getting away with effectively being accessories to murder.” – Cal Thomas

“You will learn as I have that when people say things like ‘Happy Memorial Day,’ you appreciate the sentiment behind it but know that it’s wrong because Memorial Day is not a happy day.” – Vice President and former Marine JD Vance

“Courts are not at liberty to decree their own due process requirements simply because they disagree with Trump administration policy or sympathize with aliens.” – Andrew McCarthy

“If [Biden] had cancer and didn’t tell the public, that’s a catastrophic breach of trust. If his team missed it, that raises enormous questions about the competency and transparency of the people tasked with overseeing the health of the most powerful man in the world.” – Ian Haworth

“Sadly, we are now at the point where representatives of our most reliable ally in the Middle East risk their lives by simply going outside on the streets of Washington, D.C., and other major cities.” – Gary Bauer