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PORCH LIGHT’S ON BUT NO ONE’S HOME

“When I left office, we had created more jobs than any president in the history of the United States in one term. Our economy was roaring. We were moving in a direction where the stock market was way up. We were in a situation where we were expanding our influence around the world.” – Joe Biden

 

CROOKED AS THE BRAZOS

“Our people report straight down the line.” – NPR CEO Katherine Maher

“All you need to know about the Republican tax plan: The wealthiest 5% would get tax breaks. Everyone else would see crucial health care and nutrition assistance programs slashed.” – Hillary Clinton

 

NOTHIN’ BUT HAIR UNDER HER HAT

“Anybody that did their research voted the right way. … These are facts: The more educated voters and the voters that went to the legacy media, frankly, they voted the right way.” – Rep. Jasmine Crockett

 

COMMON SENSE

“Men should not play sports against women. If anybody thinks that, I think they’re stupid. … I do not, under any circumstances … think that men should play sports against women.” – former NBAer Charles Barkley

 

BOTTOM LINE

“Abrego Garcia is a citizen of El Salvador and should never have been in this country and will not be coming back to this country. There is no scenario where Abrego Garcia will be in the United States again. If he were to come back, we would immediately deport him again because he is a terrorist, a human smuggler, and he is a wife-beater.” – Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

“Those who perpetrated the greatest ruse in American presidential history by staging the Biden presidency will never tell us what their ultimate agenda was.” – Victor Davis Hanson

“We may have to live with the reality that most universities are bastions of left-wing indoctrination. … But calling on the IRS to stop subsidizing racial and religious discrimination is a moral imperative. … The best way is to revoke their tax exemptions.”  – Betsy McCaughey

“We are leaving wokeness and weakness behind. No more pronouns. No more climate change obsession. No more emergency vaccine mandates. No more dudes in dresses. We are done with that [crap].” – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth