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NOW THAT’S FUNNY
“Filed my taxes ON TIME because I wouldn’t want all those dead people to wait around for their social security checks. It’s all about doing your part!” – Jimmy Failla
“Can I check a box to direct my taxes to pay for migrant deportation flights?” – Rep. Mike Collins
CREDIT WHERE IT’S DUE
“This type of violence is not OK. [It] is becoming far too common in our society. And I don’t give a d*mn if it’s coming from one particular side or the other, directed at one particular party or another… It is not OK and it has to stop.” – Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro denouncing the attack on his home
THE LEFT
“The entire American media and left wing industrial complex has decided the most important issue today is that the Trump admin deported an MS-13 gang member (and illegal alien). I’m old enough to remember when both major parties agreed that illegal alien gang members ought not live in your neighborhood.” – JD Vance
FOR THE RECORD
“The Pentagon deserves a good and thorough DOGEing. Its procurement process is a wasteful mess. Too much money serves sclerotic bureaucracies. It needs more innovation and risk-taking.” – Rich Lowry
“Hard truth: much of the reason China is eating our lunch in global markets is self-inflicted. … While we’ve been worrying about snail darters, the Chinese have been buying uranium, silver, and rare earth minerals mines, as well as increasing their refining capacity.” – Glenn Jacobs
“Most Americans lock their front door at night – not because they hate everybody on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside. That’s the way they see our border, too.” – Sen. John Kennedy
“[Disney] has spent years slowly abandoning what drew audiences, particularly young girls and their mothers, to their movies and theme parks. We can no longer count on it to bring us the enchantment it was once known for. Disney entertainment projects feel more like DEI meetings than a magical escape from reality.” – Samantha Koch
UPRIGHT
“Without Christianity, America would not have come into existence 250 years ago. If we want to restore our country’s greatness for the next 250 years, we must start by recognizing and celebrating our Savior’s glorious triumph over sin and death.” – Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts
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