JOE, HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL?
“The only garbage I see floating out there is [Trump] supporters.” – Joe “Unity” Biden
LIES LIKE A RUG
“Calling America a garbage can … those are the words [Trump] has used.” – Kamala Harris
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
“The First Amendment. The Second Amendment. … [Trump] wants to terminate the Constitution of the United States.” – Kamala Harris
“There is an overwhelming call for a fresh start. People from all walks of life. And they are calling for a new generation of leadership.” – current Vice President Kamala Harris
“Small businesses can’t afford to hire a bunch of accountants and a bunch of lawyers.” – Kamala Harris, who voted for nearly 90,000 new IRS agents
WORD SALADS
“What I’m talking about doing right now is based on longstanding work. It’s not new, but as president of the United States, part of why it is important is it is a new approach to that job.” – Kamala Harris
“We also have the honor and the duty of excelling in every way possible being able to see what is possible and not be burdened by other peoples’ limited ability to see the same.” – Kamala Harris
BELLY LAUGH OF THE DAY
“I’d put my record up to anybody in terms of how strongly I feel about having a secure border.” – Kamala Harris
“The American people know who you are. They know who I am. And I think they know I’m not a serial liar.” – serial liar Tim Walz
FOR THE RECORD
“It defies common sense for Americans to reelect the vice president from the administration responsible for so much misery. At some level, Democrats surely know this.” – Josh Hammer
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