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SHOULDN’T SHE BE ARRESTED?

“How did we get here? Let’s extinguish [Trump] for good.” – Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo

 

THAT EXPLAINS IT

“As vice president, there wasn’t a single thing that I did that [Harris] couldn’t do. And so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy”  – Joe Biden

 

LIES LIKE A RUG

“When it relates to anybody making less than $400,000 a year, your taxes will not go up.” – Kamala Harris

“Real wages – wages adjusted for inflation – are rising so that families are getting ahead.” – Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen

“People are better off than they were four years ago.” – former Clinton White House aide Keith Boykin

 

CAN’T FIX STUPID

“I truly believe that [Biden’s] legacy will be etched in the history books as [George] Washington; as someone who put that ego aside and put his country first.” – “The View” co-host Sunny Hostin

“After 50 years of proud public service, President Joe Biden stepped up to lead us out of the dark … and became one of the most substantial presidents of the past half-century.” “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg

 

JUST THE FACTS, MA’AM

“There [are] 3,143 counties in the United States of America. They’ve let 13,000 murderers in. That means four for every county in America.” – Corey Lewandowski

 

MAKES SENSE TO ME

“Eric Adams has now been indicted. He should probably go stab someone at a New York subway station so the prosecutors release him quickly.” – Ben Shapiro

 

FOR THE RECORD

“After more than 50 years of ‘public service,’ Biden leaves the nation and the world a worse place. It is somehow fitting that one of his revisionist and deceitful farewell speeches was given to the contemptible body known as the UN.” – Nate Jackson

“Vice President Kamala Harris’ visit last Friday to a border region in Arizona takes political cynicism to a new low. It is like hoping to score political points by visiting the relative of someone who has been murdered by a man your policies caused to be let out of jail despite his criminal record that includes repeated offenses.”  – Cal Thomas

 

THE BOTTOM LINE

“Democrats want the government to solve your problems. Republicans want you to have freedom to solve your own problems – and live with the consequences.”  – Victor Joecks