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CROOKED AS THE BRAZOS
“With the resources and authorities that we have, [the border] is as secure as it can be.” – Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas
“I’m going to make community college free. … It won’t cost the taxpayers.” – Joe Biden
DUMB AS DIRT
“It is especially important that we remember the power of young people shaping this country today … as we once again witness the leadership of those peaceful, student-led protests on campuses like Columbia, Yale, Berkeley, and many others.” – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
HE COULD FALL UP A TREE
“Representative Ocasio-Cortez of New York — you know, I learned a long time ago, listen to that lady.” – Joe Biden
UPRIGHT
“Immediately deport all foreign students studying in the USA that support Hamas. We should also revoke federal student loans for any American student arrested for supporting Hamas.” – Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
FREUDIAN SLIP
“How many times does [Trump] have to prove we can’t be trusted?” – Joe Biden
FOR THE RECORD
“Iran, college students, Nazis, and former Google employees are all united in being really upset when Jews don’t just stand there and let people murder them.” – Frank J. Fleming
“In the 237 years of our nation’s history, I don’t know that there has been a more shameful day in the United States Senate than today.” – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) on the Democrats’ immediate dismissal of impeachment charges against Alejandro Mayorkas
“If Alvin Bragg could figure out a way to charge all 75 million people who voted for Trump in 2020 as co-conspirators, he would do it.” – Gary Bauer
“Hey remember like 5 years ago when colleges were building safe spaces full of fainting couches and trauma counselors in case a student saw somebody wearing a sombrero at a Halloween party? Good times.” – David Burge
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