“In nearly four years in office, President Joe Biden has let in nearly the same amount of illegal foreign citizens that Ellis Island accepted legally in 60 years.” – Brianna Lyman
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THE BIG LIES

“I, like an awful lot of people in this audience, was the first in my family to go to college.” – Joe Biden (“One of the reasons we know it’s a lie is because Biden has bragged several times in the past about how his grandfather played college football.” – Greg Price)

“People say to me … ‘How about all those hardworking people who grew up and had no opportunity to go to college?’ I get it. That’s the neighborhood I come from.” – Joe Biden

 

BELLY LAUGHS OF THE DAY

“[Biden] has the wisdom, the judgment, and the temperament to take on difficult, complex situations like the one that we’re facing in the Middle East.” – Biden campaign communications director Michael Tyler

“There is no one who has a better grasp of global issues of world affairs than President Joe Biden. … There is no one who has the same level of respect on the world stage than Joe Biden does.” – Biden campaign finance chair Rufus Gifford

 

YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID

“[The moon] is made up mostly of gases. … Why or how could we as humans live on the moon? Are the gases such that we could do that?” – Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX)

 

WHO’S VIEW?

“[Mike] Pence, Lindsay Graham, and [Donald] Trump are fighting to see who could make women’s lives more miserable. That’s like what they’re really fighting for. ‘How can we really destroy women in this country?’ That’s it.” – “The View” co-host Joy Behar

“We got a solar eclipse. We’ve got the earthquake. … Also, I learned that cicadas are coming for the first time in like a hundred years. … All those things together would maybe lead one to believe that … climate change exists.” – “The View” co-host Sunny Hostin

 

THE COLOR OF MONEY

The ‘green’ in green energy doesn’t stand for a cleaner environment. It stands for the color of money. Yours and mine.” – Stephen Moore 

 

FOR THE RECORD

“A sense of moral clarity in this conflict is so important. Hamas is evil. Hamas could end the war it started by surrendering its cadres and releasing its prisoners. Hamas refuses. Hamas would rather sacrifice the civilian population of Gaza on the altar of its genocidal ambition and suicidal desires. Hamas brutalizes children, abuses captives, steals food, fires its rockets indiscriminately, wears no uniforms, and hides behind schools, hospitals, and mosques. Hamas does not just commit war crimes. It is a war crime.” – Matthew Continetti

“In nearly four years in office, President Joe Biden has let in nearly the same amount of illegal foreign citizens that Ellis Island accepted legally in 60 years.” – Brianna Lyman

“If you have a president who can censor his political opponents, he has a license for any kind of atrocity. That is a genuine threat to our democracy.” – RFK Jr.