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BELLY LAUGH OF THE WEEK
“I would put the president’s stamina, the president’s wisdom, ability to get this done on behalf of the American people, against anyone – anyone, on any day of the week.” – White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre
THE BIG LIES
“Inflation is falling. Groceries and gas are cheaper. Wages are rising. Democrats’ economic policies are working. Rather than try to cut Social Security to pay for tax breaks to the ultrawealthy, Republicans should join us in our efforts that actually help working families.” – Senator Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)
ROUNDING THE BASES
“MLB just announced Atlanta will host the 2025 all star game. Good for Atlanta and the Braves, but how dumb does MLB look? They completely bought the Jim Crow 2.0 [crap] from Joe Biden & Stacey Abrams & now are essentially admitting they were 100% wrong. What idiots.” – Clay Travis
FOR THE RECORD
“When playgrounds, schools and mosques become armories and launching pads for indiscriminate rocket fire into Israel, the Jewish state is left with no choice but to take the fight to Hamas, knowing full well that innocents will perish.” – Armstrong Williams
“If you kids think Bin Laden made some good points, wait’ll I tell you about a vegetarian former art student with an ironic mustache whose impassioned manifesto about the Zionist oppression of his people sparked a worldwide movement.” – David Burge
“Voters have managed to notice that Mr. Biden is showing his years. Seventy-seven percent of Americans say he’s too old for another term, according to an August AP poll, including 69% of Democrats, 74% of independents, and 89% of Republicans. And who says Mr. Biden hasn’t united the country?” – The Wall Street Journal
“Joe Biden has 50 years in elected office. He has very little to show for it, other than expensive homes and a fat bank account.” – Karen Townsend
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