BELLY LAUGHS OF THE WEEK
“Justice Department prosecutors are nonpartisan. They don’t allow partisan considerations to play any role in their determinations.” – Attorney General Merrick Garland
“The president, without the help – without the help – of Republicans, is doing everything that he can to deal with the border.” – White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre
“We do not have one rule for Republicans and another rule for Democrats. We don’t have one rule for foes and another for friends. We don’t have one rule for the powerful and another for the powerless, for the rich or for the poor.” – AG Merrick Garland
FOR THE RECORD
“If California, New York, and other gun-grabbing states took fighting crime as seriously as they fight our constitutional rights, their own citizens would be safer.” –Brian Mark Weber
“[Joe Biden] has had more dinners with Hunter Biden’s business partners than he has going to the border.” – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)
“We’re all for decorum and professional attire while conducting the business of governing this great country, but we have to admit we rolled our eyes at Romney’s pompous remarks. Are we supposed to feel better about Congress simply because the men and women wrecking our nation look good while doing it?” – Nate Jackson
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