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FOR THE RECORD

“We now know that the first batch of classified documents at the Penn Biden Center were discovered on November 2nd. Not only was this information kept from the American people, but two weeks later, in a blatant act of misdirection, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to investigate Donald Trump.” – Gary Bauer

“2020, they suppress the Hunter Biden story. 2022, they raid [Donald Trump’s] home 91 days before an election, but they don’t tell us about Joe Biden’s classified document issue that they knew about prior to the [2022 midterm] election.”  – Congressman Jim Jordan

“If you got the briefing I got from the FBI, you wouldn’t have [Eric] Swalwell on any committee. … He cannot get a security clearance in the private sector, so would you give him a government clearance? … Not only was he getting a clearance, he was inside an intel committee. He had more information than the majority of all the members.”  – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy

 

UPRIGHT

“By age 14, John Quincy Adams had mastered 5 languages, had an astonishing command of European History, and was serving as private secretary to the American ambassador in St. Petersburg. Today’s teenage boys are capable of so much more than fast food and video games.” – Jeremy Wayne Tate

 

BELLY LAUGH OF THE WEEK

“Biden can’t win. Republicans are mad at him because he left classified documents in the garage next to his car. And Democrats are mad because it was a gas powered car.” – Jimmy Failla

 

CIRCLING THE WAGONS

“Doesn’t it feel like oppo research to you? Does it feel like the Republicans are behind it?” – “The View” co-host Sunny Hostin vis-à-vis classified documents

“I’ve never seen a luckier person than Donald Trump. Just as we’re this close to getting him, somehow these documents appear.” – “The View” co-host Joy Behar

 

VEEP THOUGHTS WITH KAMALA

“I think of this moment as a moment that is about great momentum. Inspired by, yes, optimism, inspired by a crisis no doubt, but inspired by also our collective ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been. And that’s critically important.” – Kamala Harris

“CARICOM — it is the Caribbean nations, island nations in the Western Hemisphere. That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere.” – Kamala Harris

 

AND LAST…

“China bans Google; they ban Twitter; they ban Facebook. They don’t let our big tech companies have access to their consumers. I don’t understand why there wouldn’t be a equal treatment here in the United States.” – Clay Travis