“There was a bigger force there (in Uvalde) than the entire garrison that defended the Alamo.” – Texas Tribune journalist Zach Despart
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FOR THE RECORD
“Joe Biden traveled over 7,000 miles to beg Saudi Arabia for more oil, even as he continues his attack on American energy producers. We are still waiting for Biden to travel to Texas, Alaska, and North Dakota to meet with American energy producers.” – Tommy Pigott
“The average household uses 17% of their electricity for air conditioning. … If that average household plugged in electric cars … it would take four times as much electricity to charge the average household’s cars as the average household uses on air conditioning.” – Congressman Thomas Massie
“Dr. Jill Biden is a lightly accomplished, half-educated Ed.D-holding numbskull who sees the locals in San Antonio and thinks: ‘Tacos. What these people remind me of is tacos.’ Nobody would care if she weren’t married to the president. Nobody should care, even though she is.” – Kevin Williamson
BELLY LAUGHS OF THE WEEK
“US inflation hit 9.1% over the past year; early polls indicate more breakfast tacos are leaning Republican.” – Congresswoman, Mayra Flores
“Inflation hits 9.1%. The highest since 1981. Any idea on how this will impact taco prices?” – Congressman Jim Jordan
CLEANUP ON AISLE 46
“To keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust – horror of the Holocaust.” – Joe Biden
VEEP THOUGHTS WITH KAMALA
“Together, we are expanding access to transportation. … You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.” – Vice President Kamala Harris
“It is important to note that these [Consumer Price Index] numbers do not fully reflect the recent drop in gas prices.” – Vice President Kamala Harris
AND FINALLY
“There was a bigger force there (in Uvalde) than the entire garrison that defended the Alamo.” – Texas Tribune journalist Zach Despart
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