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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! 

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesnt buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 


If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesnt eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 


If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 


If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him. 


If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down. 


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. 


If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended". 



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