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If you aren’t living in Texas already you might want to consider moving here!

 
December 1st, 2008
 
 

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Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y’all, but we’ll probably have to take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election.

We’ll miss you too.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States, Texas immediately secedes from the Union.

2. George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas.

We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85 percent of the gasoline in the United States.

3. Defense Industry—we have over 65 percent of it.

The term "Don’t mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years.

Yankee states?

Sorry about that.

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications—small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc.

The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the largest research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. Dallas has some of the best hospitals in the United States.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women’s University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have a ready supply of workers.

We could just open the border when we need some more.

10. We have essential control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard.

We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one.

If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over Chuck Norris and a couple of Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf.

Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.

Don’t need any food.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape.

There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV.

The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2,000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!

One Nation Under God


Article Comments:
December 11th, 2008
Lincoln
I personally know many great Texans but the author of this rant is not one of them, so with that said the rest of the US would like to respond.

1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States; Texas immediately secedes from the Union.

1a) US Response: As usual instead of working together on our problems you say Texas wants to just run away. We want to consider you part of the union after kicking your ass in the Civil War so please remember you lost that war. Your own beloved Sam Huston (As in Huston Texas) refused to follow suit with your treasonous behavior too.

2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas.

2a) The United States agrees to this arrangement and we assume that you will also take the $10 trillion dollar national debt President Bush has created too.

3: NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

3a) considering that the state of Texas has produced only 6 astronauts EVER to fly in the history of the space program we look forward to seeing the world’s largest space vehicle parking lot in action.

4: We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

4a) Texas is also the largest polluter in the US. Texas pumps so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere that if it were its own country it would rank 7th in the world. You may also want to consider that your refineries but billions of dollars into the pockets of Saudi Arabia and other foreign governments.

5: Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term Don't mess with Texas, will take on a whole new meaning

5a) This is just another bogus unsupported percentage number. Texas is actually tied with California in the production and support for the Aerospace/Defense industry so by your standards and views of Californians you work as hard as a bunch of fags.

6: Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

6a) At prices like $4.50 a gallon maybe you can pay off that $10 trillion dept your new president is going to bring with him to your new country.

7. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

7a) The United States can’t seem to find this imaginary Natural Gas pipe line you seem to think is supplying us so it appears that your sock puppet is misleading you again.

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications--small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

6a) California has long been the national leader in terms of size of the high tech industry so we find it interesting that you managed to come to this conclusion, as usual
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