Joke: How Dry Is It In Texas?

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box said chicken farmers were giving chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20-lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!