The Ellis County Press: Joke: How Dry Is It In Texas?

Joke: How Dry Is It In Texas?
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Editor on 07/11/2011 14:22:00


A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box said chicken farmers were giving chickens crushed ice to keep
them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20-lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out
rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!