The Ellis County Press: If You Touch My Junk, I'll Have You Arrested

If You Touch My Junk, I'll Have You Arrested
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Patriot Update on 11/15/2010 15:15:00


November 15, 2010
*TODAY'S FEATURED NEWS: \'If You Touch My Junk, I\'ll Have You Arrested\'
	*TODAY'S EXCLUSIVE: China Replacing America as World Super Power  	*Panel
Denies Rangel Request for Ethics Trial Delay 	*Hell No, She Won\'t Go! 	*A
Failing Agenda Fails 	*End \'virtual strip searches\' by TSA 	*Hobbled Dems,
Eager GOP Return for Lame-Duck Session 	*Government in Our Pants 	*Abolish to
TSA 	*Democrats\' Agenda for Lame Duck Session Shrinking Quickly 	*Dealership:
Buy Truck, Get Free AK-47 	*Obamacare Waivers Prove Policy is a Jobs Killer,
Unions Benefit Most 	*MSNBC\'s Schultz: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee