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Ruff! Ruff! Quack! Quack!

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John Sulak


Most of y’all have heard of PETA by now, right?

It stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Now, of course, in my humblest opinion, it should stand for Protesters Enjoyin’ The Attention!

I mean how hypocritical can a bunch of folks be? For instance, y’all heard ‘bout that plane crash in th’ Hudson River.

Thank God all them folks came out okay.

The pilot did a heck of a job and should be commended. Anyway, what I’m gettin’ at is this.

Airplanes kill birds everyday, but I wonder how many of the PETA bunch fly.

I wonder why airports aren’t bein’ shut down left and right!

Why aren’t they standin’ naked in front of each terminal? Oh, wait a minute, let me guess.

They fly because they realize they are enforcin’ a greater GOOD!

You know kinda like Al Gore ridin’ in them SUV’S or flyin’ in them private jets, and all.

We gotta realize that some folks are just SPECIAL PEOPLE! They are above th’ rest of us!

Their purpose has greater meaning than say, Ol’ Joe Th’ Plummer, or a bus driver, or a coal miner, or a garbage man, or a grocery checker, or just th’ average ol’ everday Jack or Jill!

Man, how long we gonna put up with this BALONEY? We got bigger fish to fry right now.

We gotta put some of these goof balls aside for now. This country got too many of these SPECIAL FOLKS taken up precious time and resources.

So why don’t you folks set aside animals, race, arts, music, museums, expensive inaugurations, special lil’ cute projects, political correctness, lobbyists, political favors, etc., etc., etc., and come together under one cause:


You think you can do that or is that not enough attention to feed your ego? Think on it, okay?

Just some more significant opinions from TH’ DUMB OL’ EAST TEXAS BOY.

Take care now and God bless.

Yes, I really said "God bless!" Hush my mouth!

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