Its a hogs life?
The little girl looked cold and worried, holding her mothers hand.
The mother looked worried, as she asked me, "Would you see if you can start my car?"
"Sure," I said.
I looked under the hood, made a small adjustment the car started right up.
I told her when she got home; today have her mechanic replace a small part.
"When I looked around that café, I just knew you could fix it, you look like a mechanic!"
Yup. As I started home I pulled into a roadside park to adjust my load.
A man walked up and said, "How is the wheat crop in Texas this year?"
"Well, I said the wheat got just enough rain to make a good crop, tho the cotton is a little thin."
He turned to his wife and said "see, I told you he would know, he looks like a farmer!"
Well that is the story of my life. I always seem to look like what ever it is you need.
When I returned to work, my best friend came over and said, "Well, I have done it, I sold my house and bought a place in the country! I am going to raise hogs."
"Wait, I said, "raising hogs is not something a city boy retires and starts.
"Look, I built a pen, and they are delivering a bore hog today."
"Look, I said the feeding trough is in the middle, not along side of the fence, now you will have to get in the pen to feed him!"
Three days went by before my friend came in to work, walking with a limp.
"He bit me." It was my fault, I startled him.You don’t startle a hog, he is mean and dangerous."
Well he got bit two more times, and wound up in the hospital having surgery.
My friend’s wife called me and said, "I am going to sell that monster before he kills my husband."
"The trouble is my brother backed the truck up to the pen and dropped the ramp, then we put a rope around his neck, but we can’t pull him over to it."
"Well, get on the far side of the ramp and pull, but let the hog win, he will back right up the ramp!"
"Sounds too simple," she said. "But we will try."
"Leave a place in your freezer, it worked like a charm!"
"Just one thing, that hog looked so satisfied, just like he had won!"
Well, little bird, the election is over, are you on the outside looking in to see what you won for a new leader, or on the inside looking out thru the slats to see what winning will bring for you.
Are you sure you want new faces, changes in the laws you grew up with.
As I always say there are other views, here, there’s only JON’S VU!